Highly placed unnamed sources revealed today that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are in fact undercover CIA agents whose assignment has been to divert the attention of the American people from the war in Iraq. Their declining effectiveness in spite of the increasingly extreme measures employed to accomplish their mission is most likely what led to their "outing".
The offices of the President and the Vice President have to date made no comment on this developing story.
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